Comments on: Ike Part II: Fuck You Again, You Fucking Fuck

By: Dr. Ding

Dr. Ding — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:31:37 +0000

You sure can be, darlin’!

By: imelda

imelda — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:28:17 +0000

I know nothing about fashion, obviously, but she dresses SOO horrible! I just saw Sex in the CIty the Movie this weekend and her clothes and shoes drove me nuts! Arghh!

PS: Can I be added to your blog roll? You’re on mine, for realz!

By: askdrding

askdrding — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:59:59 +0000

Jamie:

I never thought of “Gin Smugglers” as a band name, but I like it. Muchly. I’ve totally been working on my eyebrows as well as the looks they bestow.

I pretty much *live* in the Strictly Weird Department lately. And just so you know… I totally promise not to set up some sort of gin-bootlegging operation in your folks’ house.. My best to them and to you, hon.

Hang. I know you will.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:41:45 +0000

Totally laughing at gin smugglers. Sounds like a good band name.
I think you have the look down, but don’t forget the up-to-no-good intense single eyebrow action that must be going on. I think you’re ready to see the sketch artist.

I’ve had several weird dreams this week. Last night’s was actually more awful than weird. I’m hoping that tonight I move back into the Strictly Weird Department.

After more second hand reports it seems that their house will in fact be salvageable but they’ve heard a ground floor wall is missing which shifts the concern from *is-there-a-house?* to *is-our-house-being looted?* Or even more pressingly, *are gin smugglers living in our house?* Ugh. Only time will tell.

By: askdrding

askdrding — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:21:03 +0000

Jamie:
I had a dream last night that I was helping Mexican police catch gin smugglers. Not rum, not hooch, whiskey or moonshine, mind you. Gin.

I can’t imagine what a gin-smuggler would even look like…an effete Brit with a pencil-thin mustache and a love of cricket?

I’m right there with you up in the Weirdness Department.

I’m glad your family is safe and sound! I hope the house is salvageable. :/

By: askdrding

askdrding — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:21:08 +0000

I’m overwhelmed with the Dinger love here. The Scu-runch-ay kind. The cheese-n-constipation kind. The kind that inspires me to keep geekily blogging.

And btw Vikki? The answer to all three is: yes oh god yes.

By: Vikki

Vikki — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:10:23 +0000

Should we send gin, Cheez-its and a plunger?

By: Anthony

Anthony — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:39:00 +0000

I’m glad to have a little context for SJP’s “scu-runch-ay” look. I wouldn’t have guessed it was fashion. Looks like she is wearing a deflated kiddie pool. She should start a line called “WTF”…which, of course, would stand for “Was That Fashion?”

Mr. Blackwell, where are you when we need you?

NDBeasle, thanks so much for the tip about intentional constipation. Very helpful…and resourceful. I understand completely now how soldiers are able to summon that “fire in the belly” sense of rage and righteous indignation on the battlefield.

By: ndbeasle

ndbeasle — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:17:13 +0000

When I was sporting the “splotch-ay” look in my camo as a war whore for Uncle Sam, we would eat MRE peanut butter and squeeze cheese to plug us up so we wouldn’t need to poop while we were in the field. I also learned to dig catholes and field latrine trenches – if you and the boy want to extend the “camping” metaphor.

By: Nathan Hurled

Nathan Hurled — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:09:19 +0000

I have a strange need to read things from Queenie’s point of view?
How can this accomplished?
I can only wonder her reaction to these traumatic events.