Thank you for recognizing my genuis. It’s often confused with insanity by those less keenly insightful than yourself.

And you know, I think you’re dead-on about the whole boy vs girl issue, as much as it pains me to say it. Sad situation, that.

Honey, what *isn’t* wrong with Precious Moments figurines? They’re tiny, they’re creepy, they have no aesthetic value unless you’re over 90 years old and have poor eyesight. Plus I think they’re all hydrocephalic and I don’t think we should be promoting that.

I guess OldOp’s ball-and-chain buddy better hope it’s a boy or her wannabe is gonna’ find another place to put his dipstick. (Disposable girls? I’m surprised this crowd hasn’t jumped on that.)

I’ve always been a fan of “Trust me, you don’t want my opinion. Some weather were having, huh?” Hopefully, OldOp has a few more mature friends for balance.

Ku-dos on the self check. Her barefoot and pregant friend likely would not be going to the well for a drink of “it’s okay” if she had not already gotten water once before.

You are genius.

Precious Moments. Ha!