Comments on: When Hipsters Go Bad

By: askdrding

askdrding — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:54:26 +0000

Dear ndbeasle:

According to my calculations, you are my 2, 456th drunken poster.

Sorry ’bout stealing your glory.

By: ndbeasle

ndbeasle — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:41:46 +0000

I’m drunk Dr. Ding. Am I your first drunken poster?

By: Dr. Ding

Dr. Ding — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:16:03 +0000

Dear “baby face”:

Well that just tears it — the Apocalypse is clearly nigh.

Run for your lives, y’all.

By: ndbeasle

ndbeasle — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:39:08 +0000

Ding Dang-it,

Just saw an unfortunate dude in that crackhouse Facebook with both a handlebar moustache and a lipstache. Someone needs to do an intervention.

-nd “baby face” beasle

By: askdrding

askdrding — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:35:31 +0000

Trainer:
THANK you! That’s righteous; he’s Salvador Dali’s lovechild alright. Fantastic!

By: Trainer

Trainer — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:22:32 +0000

It’s Salvador Dali’s love child!

By: askdrding

askdrding — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:52:08 +0000

NDBeasle:

You pose an interesting connundrum my friend. I believe if the individual in question grows a sparse lipstache this may qualify him in some way also as a hipster gone bad (HGB?), but the research literature on the subject is pretty unclear. Clearly, more research is needed.

Perhaps we should initiate clinical trials investigating this phenomenon. Would you be willing to help?

And sir, you are far too kind. HRM? Remember: I used to fart loudly in public in high school dude.

By: ndbeasle

ndbeasle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:56:48 +0000

What if said wannabe is woefully incapable – even in his very, very late 30’s – of growing facial hair?

How might he compensate? Perhaps a sparse lipstache? Or is that symptomatic of another condition altogether?

I must concur. Your are indeed HRM Queen Ding of the Turned Phrase.

By: askdrding

askdrding — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:02:52 +0000

AbbyNormal: Glad I could provide you with that! I think.

By: AbbyNormal

AbbyNormal — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:31:11 +0000

OMG! I just laughed so hard that my ribs now hurt!!! owwww!!