Queen Bodacious’ House Of Sass
Y’all. I got me a lil jewelry shop over at Etsy. It’s fabulous. Trust. The above photo is actually stuff I made with my own two beady hands. There was a fuckload of some swearing involved in the process.
Because I often have trouble finding bracelets that fit my superheroine-sized, former rugger/shotputter/archer wrists, I decided to make the bracelets of the 8″ variety. If you need a smaller size, just convo me and I’ll do it. Also: send bourbon. It helps me focus now that I’m off gluten/bacon/sugar.
I make beaded sparkly-sparkly* with beads, wire and all manner of gaudy-ass shit.
It’s my therapy. Don’t judge.
Buy.
* This is what I call jewelry that I find delightful. And maybe slightly trashy. But definitely sparkly.
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Help Me Save Those Goddamn Lazyass Whales
I mean really. What have whales ever done for me? Nothing, that’s what. But Dr. Ding is a total sucker for marine mammals like whales, dolphins, seals and manatees… despite the fact that all they do all freakin’ day is eat, poop, frolic, and fuck. It’s a great life but a tad unproductive, wouldn’t you say? Shouldn’t someone be clueing these bitches into some kind of lifehack, personal brand or search engine optimization?
Anywallow, sign this petition. The cheerleader on Heroes is running it, and let’s face it, you do NOT want to piss her indestructible ass off.
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