Comments on: Dr. Ding Goes To Boulder

By: Trainer

Trainer — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:49:09 +0000

Take a deep breath, ndbeasle! She’ll come back and then she can work with your abandonment issues.

By: ndbeasle

ndbeasle — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:25:16 +0000

She’s not here. She’s not coming back.

I wish I had some rocks to break a few of the windows.

Maybe some spray paint to do a graffito or two.

By: ndbeasle

ndbeasle — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:10:54 +0000

Ding-Dong-Dash (away to Colorado),

Seeing as you had to replay to three of us in one post, I’d say the BLDF is doing just fine without you.

Stay in Boulder as long as you like.

By: askdrding

askdrding — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:10:26 +0000

ndbeastle: I LIKE “Bitch Legions Disciple Force” a lot. It has a certain ring to it.

Trainer: as always, you crack me up.

Gwen Bell: ZOMG I just realized I missed the shindig last night while I was up communing with nature. That said, I find it incredibly refreshing that you practice latte-drinking as a sport. This makes me happy.

By: Gwen Bell

Gwen Bell — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:50:30 +0000

Dr Ding, hope you’re enjoying all the naturey things of Boulder. I call crossing the median in the parking lot hiking, so that is about as naturey as I get. I know, blasphemy in a part of the country where most practice a diff sport all 4 seasons. My sport is discovering the town’s best latte. I think I’ve done a damn fine job of that. Hope to see you soon!!

By: Trainer

Trainer — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:44:40 +0000

I’m going to get a tattoo that says “Top Dinger”. My husband will get to choose where it goes.

By: ndbeasle

ndbeasle — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:59:12 +0000

I don’t know. I kind of like “bitch legions disciples force”.

Kinda’ sounds like a 70′s Saturday morning cartoon. Or some kind of perv comic that I would have ridden my bike across town to buy.

By: epiphenita

epiphenita — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:18:09 +0000

that SHOULD read:
enjoy colorado, but don’t think you’re staying. your bitch
legions (crossed-out)
disciples (crossed-out)
force will track you down.

damn wordpress for not warning me which tags will tag and which won’t …

By: epiphenita

epiphenita — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:16:26 +0000

i hate to cherrypick your post (doesn’t that sound scabrous?…as in scabby and a little obscene?) because there’s so much good material there but i had my first dr. phil exposure the other day while i waited for the slothlike receptionista to clear the line and sometimes a bitch needs to vent.

i can now say without referenced footnotes that dr. phil is a suppurating, supercilious, scabrous sack of simian shit. he is as repulsively smarmy as david caruso and banally stupid as tom coburn.

goddamn, i feel so much better.

enjoy colorado, but don’t think you’re staying. your bitch legions disciples force will track you down.

By: askdrding

askdrding — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:30:44 +0000

ndABeasle:

If you got “Alpha Bitch” tatted on your neck that would be hawt. And crazy. But still kinda hott.

Also — thanks to your room-scenting/territorial antics, I am very much trying to not look at the hotel carpet here in Boulder right now.