Ask Dr. Ding

Dr. Ding bitchily survived the great A/C disaster of June 17, 2008 and has received a great deal of useful information regarding quiescently frozen underwear and glitta. I have the best readers, period.

I’m not sure y’all noted it, but I’ve joined the Humor-Blogs dot com website, and you can find the nugget on the far right sidebar if you scroll down past “Top Dingers.” Better yet….if you click on it, I receive a mild electrical shock at extremely inopportune moments, like when I’m talking to patients. Go on, try it.

Okay, so maybe it’s not as Milgram-ey as all that. Maybe you click it and HumorBlogs raises my I dunno “inappropriate-yet-entertaining” rating or some pointless shit that’s sure to get me nowhere in my continued attempts at world domination.

But back to you. Y’all are terrific. If GirlJesus™ were here, she’d give all y’all a marg or five, plus extra cheese and sour cream on your nachos in honor of your blog-commenting fabulosity. We would all then have a frug contest and give each other bouffant hairstyles in order to pay homage to her. Because today…today Dr. Ding envisages GirlJesus™ looking especially Nancy-Sinatraesque. It may have been the heat earlier or it may have been my stunning gift for invoking the syncretic powers of lesser 1960s celebrities. Either way: fabulous!

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