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9.  That last exit was actually a squirrel.

10.  We’re going to run out of gas about 25 miles from now, and rather than fill the tank with more gas, you’ve been elected to get out and push.  Altneratively, you may choose to punch your feet through the floorboards, all Flintstones-style, and use the awesome power of your footspeed to propel this here car.

11.  We think you’re just the best driver we’ve ever had and that you have no personal limits.  You can drive for months on end with no relief, can’t you?  You’d really like to drive on only two tires like them Duke boys, right?  Right?  Can I at least get a “yee-haw”?  No?  Oh.  That’s okay…no really.  We still think you’re super.

12.  Sotto voce: bitch.